I am making an offer to anyone who is interested in buying an original Battlefield1942 cd.
The set includes 2 dics, and paper packs. It comes with a brand new cd key. All for 39.90. Since it does'nt include a box and a mannual guide, the price is reduced from 49.90. We can discuss the price, selling as low as 20 dollars(minimum).

***
christmas is a joyous occasion. Everyone can feel it everywhere in town. Yes, people spraying those things at you when you walk pass them. Thats pretty dumb, but who cares? It happens only once a year.

well so my friend kzh happened to introduce me some xmas job, promising great pay between 100 to 150. So we were kind of attracted to it. The interview went smoothly and then xmas eve came. Teamed up with 3 strangers, we made our way out of the office, carrying bags containing light sticks, reindeer hats, sprays and poppers. What happened next is totally dumb. We got rivals all around us. They sell better and more attractive products than us. Every corner of the streets were filled with them. We were stretched out thin.

The price we were supposed to sell was totally dumb too. 3 cans of sprays for 10 bucks. Bloody hell, who wants to buy? Our rivals selling 5 cans for 10 bucks. 1 light stick costs 2 bucks. -.-'' . So we made deals with customers and we took the initiative to slash the price. The boss wasnt happy, his face looks like he was about to burst. Because of what we did, the second round of sales was getting better. Why? Boss finally agree to change the price.

I did'nt know our sales is illegal. Chased away my policemen and running away. But Boss said that there are no more licence to apply for this kind of sales. How dumb can it be.

So after the really pathetic countdown, we finally sat down at the carpark. It was 2 hours to our freedom. There we sat down, stoning. But people recognise us, they keep coming to us, buying the sprays from us. The sprays quality sucks, compared to our rivals. I'm glad there are many kind souls there to help us. Esp., the group of bengs and lians. They kept coming back for more, so we happily took their money. Sitting down beside us, is the some tourists from god-knows-where. They are'nt Singaporean. You know how i know? They emptied all their singapore currency and gave it to us. That was when i realise, they were'nt singaporean.

ok 8 hours of dumb work. 6pm to 2am. we did only 80 plus dollars in sales. We set our goals before. 180 bucks for the sales. But what happened? 2am..2am, sharp. we reported back to our gathering point. We expect everyone to arrive but it was damn empty. We realise they left us without informing us to come back. What the hell. So we walk quite a distance just to hail a bloody taxi. Lucky they were kind enough to pay for us the fare. That's pretty good i suppose.

Next day, we went and collect our pay. I spent 45 mins travelling from Bukit Gombak to Bugis. Big deal? Probably not. Still suffering from the fatigue i had during the sales, we went into the office. It still looked like a cheaters' den.

"42.50 in total for the both of you"

I was -.-'' . 42.50 divide 2. You do the math. Our transport allowance is included. So imagine, our share minus 10 bucks. Thats our pay for 8 hours selling dumb things. So i turned to my friend, who is as -.-'' as me and said, "Thanks buddy. I really appretiate that you introduce me that job."

***

The last week of holidays starts when i end this post. I've got nothing to do. No work, no money. Why no money? After getting my pay, i spend everything that is in my wallet to buy a WW2 collection game set. (thats why i have 2 copies of bf now). The money in my wallet is not enough too. So i had to borrow money from kzh. How pathetic.
New year's eve is coming again. The same carnage is going to happen. Well, what can i say? I have the money to enjoy new year's eve and not the money to go back home. -.-'' . So we will see how.

from Dec 04 till now, everyday is so damn boring.
work everyday and now im sacked from my work.
well, i still have alternate days work.
im having a xmas job from 6pm onwards on 24th Dec.
Buy from me, or i wont have pay. since this job is on performance basis plus it ends at 2am, still need pay 10 bucks for transportation. -.-''

finally, i got myself a damn good computer.(well for me)
those games i cant play, can be played now.
but sadly all pirated except for bf1942.
initially i thought halflife 2 and CS:Source sucks.
But after going to naraen house and actually saw it being played, i want to buy it sia.
If only i have the game earlier. Go and buy, damn nice

For those gamers whos damn siao about WW2 FPS game,
try Call of Duty and its expansion pack, United Offensive

America's Army(recently there is a singapore community and singapore's server. Singapore server = little latency) Download Americas Army v2.2 for free(750MB) at www.americasarmy.com

Battlefield 1942. Join ClanDarkForce. http://www.df-sg.tk Those looking for singapore server in BF1942, go to www.pagn.net to check out the IP.

Medal of Honour Battlechest. These set includes Medal of Honour Allied Assault, Medal of Honour Spearhead and Breakthrough.

Medal of Honour Pacific Assault (MUST BUY). Very High requirements but its a damn bloody excellent game

Half Life 2 and Cs: Source. Im going to buy this game. Not only the whole damn interface change, the realism changes too. Like the CS:Source, realism really rock the game. It looks like an American Army Game interface but its damn bloody cool.

Oh yeah. I went to sim lim square to look at the games there. One game really caught my eye. Its not FPS, its RTS. Lord of The Rings: battle of the middle earth. DAMN cool. I recommend you the shop. Its at 05-78 Iec Drome, sim lim square. they sell quite standard price lah but there got all kinds of game and softwares.

=|

hey frois,
im too caught up with the games i bought recently. so i totally lost touch with blogging.
blogging no fun.
yes, i will try to msg u my number.

my comp finally crashed.
bryan's too.
he managed to convince her mom and im in the process.
if i get a new comp, with a sexy graphics card like the ATI radeon 9800, HAH!
btw, im using comp in my mum's working place.

we should actually organise a lunch gathering for our class or not must wait 10 years leh. well according to frois, seoul gardens seems to be the best place. depends on how much, im having serious cash problems.

sian ah. went for 2 job interviews, till now haven call me yet. -.-'' so in the end, work at my mom's place lor. can slack and use comp plus can get salary. how good can that be?

having a primary sch gathering next week. don't know should go or not. i go dere also sian.


SIAN.

finally i've got a good night sleep yesterday.
Sleeping at 3 plus am and waking up couple of hours later to go out with my friends.

O's ended. Somehow, i don't feel any overwhelmed happiness or excitment. Maybe i did'nt put in any effort at all. I felt that i've put in more effort in my prelims than in my Os. Countless times, i made small mistakes which i will regret later on. Well, Os ended as soon as it started and i think i would'nt go too nostalgic over it.

***

ah crap. My computer is so ancient. I could'nt play most of the latest games. I bought 'call of duty' with clement on sunday. After waiting for an hour, my fucking computer sounded a depressing warning alarm. "Your graphics card does not meet the minimum requirements"

"WHAM!"

I slammed my hands on the table, furious that after waiting for an hour, my pathetic pc screw it up. My family is too poor to afford a computer anyway. I've got to find a solution to this.

I browsed through funan center with Naraen, winston and feymun yesterday. Enduring the sharp pain from the blisters in my right foot, i walked on with them. It was my first trip to Funan center. The hardwares displayed there seemed so alien to me. I've never seen so many computer hardwares in my life before. No doubt, i was not too sure what i was looking at.

Shops after shops, we went in and out. I was looking around while winston was looking for his joystick. One sound system caught my eye and that fucking thing costs $985. Ah forget it, im not buying it. I gave up looking for hardwares and decided to try out the XbOx. It was displayed at every floor. I saw Halo 2, it was so cool. The game context and the graphics are sure to blow me away. But looking at the price, i looked away with a heavy heart.
So winston did'nt find this joystick and i did'nt make any progress looking at hardwares. So everyone's sad.

Caught two movies recently. 'SAW' is a phsyco cum thriller which is so different compared to those boring, mediocre thriller u watched on channel 5 or i. Im not saying all thrillers are boring but most of the time you can correctly guessed what's going to happen next, right? SAW does'nt. In fact, it tricked you. Go watch it, im sure u'll like it.

Incredibles. Those adorable animation will sure win the hearts of many primary school kids and sometimes maybe adults. And i'm darn sure you know who will win when the movie ends. The superheros have to win! The movie's supposed to be marketed in a way that kids would'nt have the wrong impression.
No?
Maybe i am being biased here.
On the other hand, the show is giving movie-goers a good laugh for a couple of hours. 6.50 for this movie is not too bad but a 7.50 for this isn't worth it.

I shall go and shoot cybersoilders. Thats the pleasurable thing i could do now. I'm downloading maplestory later, not sure whether its nice. It seems that everyone is addicted to it.

=|

Before blogging on my stuffs.
I think it is appropriate for me to apologize to tag-board spammers and the potentials.
This is your apology. _|_ _|_ (if you don't know what this means, you can shove it)
I guess you're happy huh?

I can't wait.
Its three(3) days more before exams are over.
I just can't wait. Imagine the time i could stay in town, play lan in the morning, watch movie the next and play pool to end the day.
Winston decided to organise a lan party(for those who are committed to play Battlefield). It should be played for real, like in terms of money. =D Well, its just a suggestion.
ANyone interested? After the PAE exercise?

My mom got me a job for the month of December. Hopefully i can earn enough to buy myself a new computer. How much can i earn in just 1 month? ponders.
Shourav msged me to be his "working-out" buddy. He wants to lose 12 kg in December. Well, he's crazy. He wants to run from newton to toapayoh and then work out in the gym. I can bet that we would be tired out when we reached the gym.

Damnit, hell lot of activities coming up after the exams. I really cannot wait.

Here are some websites that you might find it interesting.
http://www.lalalabom.blogspot.com
http://listentoher.blogspot.com
http://bitchpartner.blogspot.com/
http://72.3.131.10/

alright.
i admit defeat.
Whats this? empty promises!
Well, just let me take a break man.
Nono, i won't come online till 19th Nov.

emaths paper2 was such a breeze. hope it can pull my paper 1 up
coz paper 1 was really horrendous.

for the past papers in school...
i always hear people saying, "aiyah neighbourhood school ppl so stupid how can they do better than us? sure will lower the national standard one lah" and other related comments.
I felt extremely pissed hearing it.
why...why do people(including me) like to generalise others?
Arrogance.
They think they are so smart?
What about those students from neighbourhood schools who can come to independent schools but chose not to because its either too far or too expensive? Are they stupid and dumb too?
Just because their school has long and valued history or belonged to the independent schools category, does'nt mean they are smarter than students in neighbourhood schools. But so sad, its the influence that caused this generalisation.
well..

another thing.
i hate it..
when i see girls
acting cute when they walk.
Its so fucking disgusting.
Their wierd or their so called "cute" posture are so stupid, adding on is their face expression. It really irks me.
I think its okay when girls act cute infront of their close friends or their loved ones or whatever, but walking too?
Thats disgusting.

blogger is extremely screw up lah.
i think i am changing the host.

this week i took half of my Os already.
It was'nt that fantastic.
shit lah.
even emaths so simple i can screw up.
Fortunately, i still have amaths to save my ass.

9 days of break after emaths paper 2 is the time i am going to redeem myself.
my last chance.
so i think this is my last post and my last time im coming online.
when Os finish,
i just can't wait to go back to my gaming sheldule again.

i can't...i can't see myself falling into some black hole, unable to get up. Lost in that world, humiliated.
What is this?
Humanities.
one of my better subjects. I screw it up. That a1 and a2 is just gone.
fuck it
Maybe i did'nt study much or its just me.
Why...why?

I find this article very amusing.
****

Minister Mentor Lee proves he can reach out to today’s youth with the release of a hip-hop rap album, under his stage name, Em’n’em.

“Some people have suggested that I am increasingly out of touch with the aspirations of the young people of today,” said Mr. Lee, who was recently bestowed the title of ‘Minister Mentor’ after the handover of the Prime Ministership to his son. “So I gotta knuckle up and prove to these niggaz that there ain’t no diggety that me and my homies, we still be down wid it an’ shit, you know what I’m sayin’, son?”

The album, “My Name Is (MM Lee)” is the first hip-hop album to be made compulsorily examinable for the GCE ‘O’ Levels, and its first single, “The Real MM Lee”, has been hailed by the State’s Times music reviewer as “more chillin’ than the air-con at Whitley Road Detention Centre.”

For our readers’ edification, we are pleased to excerpt some lyrics:

THE REAL MM LEE
Em’n’em’ (Temasek Records, 2004)

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... {scratches} Harry Lee
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
But call me... {scratches} MM Lee!
Ahem. Excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for o­ne second?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
For MM Lee will you please stand up?
I repeat, for MM Lee, will you please stand up?
Or else you’re gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you never seen a minister mentor before
But I been here for years, in this city of Singapore
Which I’m gonna rule till I’m a hundred and four or more
I’m gonna make a prediction, that whether or not there’s an election (Ahh!)
I’m going to return just like before
Hey, wait, no way, don’t ji seow me
He didn’t just say that, did he?
What about his son Little PM Lee? So what about him?
Who’s your daddy? I said, who’s your daddy? (Ha ha!)
Your daddy - he’s Em’n’em! (Chigga chigga chigga)
Harry Lee, you can’t eject me
Look at me, walkin’ around, grabbin’ them votes
Suin’ the pants of you-know-who!
Yeah, and you could be next too!
Some folks, they say they don’t like my views
But so what? It’s your citizen’s right to choose
And you folks, you just refuse to let me lose
So you ain’t got no right to sing the blues
My ass is o­n your lips, my ass is o­n your lips
So pucker up and give me a big wet kiss
That’s the message I want to deliver to all you kids
In my hood, the game’s played like this
Of course you all know that’s how it is
By the time you hit Sec 4
And you want cash to go to the department store
You know you got to play my game, if you want more of the same
It’s all planned out for you like a blueprint
You better listen close and get the hint
Follow it, or your face will bear my shoeprint (Owww!)
Careful now, don’t be tempted to rock the boat
You don’t want someone to come slit your throat
I don’t mean to brag
But all you niggaz be flyin’ my flag

Chorus:

‘Cause I’m Harry Lee,
Yes, I’m the real Lee
All the MPs, they’re just imitatin’
So for me, ol’ MM Lee, won’t you please stand up
Please stand up!
Please stand up!
Don’t you dare say I’m shady
Because I’m si beh steady
So for me, ol’ MM Lee, won’t you please stand up
Please stand up!
Please stand up!

Etc.

© TalkingCock.Com

i went for my tuition this morning.
a lesson that i won't forget.

They say Singaporeans are always commended because they can SPEAK well in English. However, caucasians such as Americans or Australians have a difficult time understanding Singaporeans.
Why?
Since Singaporeans can speak well in English, then why is it that caucasians can't understand us?

Let me ask you a question.

Why are you late for school?
So simple right? HOW THE FUCK can i get it wrong?
Think of an answer.
NOW.
































Does your answer includes any of these?
1. It was raining
2. I overslept
or related reasons.

A typical Singaporean will usually respond with such answers. 9/10 of Singaporeans usually do that. No, thats not speculation. Next time try it on your friends and compare the results. Students answering these questions usually think their answers are correct and at the same time assuming they had answered the teacher's question.

BUT....

"So what?!?"
So what if its raining? Have you answered my question?
No you have'nt!



Look closely at the question again.
Read: Why are you late?


Wheres the damn link? It can be raining but it does'nt mean that you have to be late.
It is raining but there's no traffic jam. I can still reach school in time.
Yes, so what if its raining?

The answer, "It was raining" sounds perfect to a question that asked, "What was the weather like?" Isn't it?

Hmm, confused? Yes, i am very confused too.

But as my tuition teacher goes on, i realise that whenever we say simple answers, our answers contradicts with our mind. There isn't a link in our answers. You can't expect people to make a link from inference by listening to your answer and that's why some people just don't understand us, Singaporeans.

Lets compare another answer.
"I was caught in a rain"
What does that answer tells you?
It was raining and i am stuck in it and hence i could'nt reach school in time.

Look at the original answer again.
"It was raining"
Yes, it was raining cats and dogs.
But how did the damn rain delayed you then?
Now thats a missing link.


****

Ok here are some interesting Q & A for you to figure out.

Student: Can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: Yes of course you can. But you may not.

Girlfriend(grinning): Will you please buy me that diamond ring?
Boyfriend has no choice but to buy for her. Because the way his girlfriend asked him left him with no choice.


=|

I want you to stand up from the computer seat you
are almost certainly sitting in.
If your in a public area, this may make you look
stupid but I am demanding this of you.
Ok.
How did that feel? Feel any twinges, aches,
cramps, strain or tiredness?
You probably did. Now sit down. There it is again.
Strech your fingers out as far as they will go and
then contract them. Repeat.
You can really feel the strain and cracking there
can't you?
What's my point?
The Human body is one of the most self-mutilating
feeble things. It is the weakness of mankind!

Everyone gets injuries. Even if you don't play
proffesional sport - before you hit 20 you will
almost certainly have some sort of debilitating
injury. Whether it be a broken arm/leg or an
ingrowing toe-nail - its annoying and it reveals the
human bodies feebleness. And it's not because
we are agressive, clusmsy but because we are
weak. About as weak as my mobile signal when I
actually need to call someone. We all need to
toughen up.

So - what do I propose we do about this? Weak
and feeble men are normally described
as "SPINELESS". This should not be the case. I
believe if we didn't have a spine - and were
spineless - we would be much better off. back
injuries are the most common debiliating injury
world wide. You remove our spine suddenly our
key and crucial weakness is removed. Obviously,
i understand we inherit the problems of lack of
movement and adopt a sort of jelly consistency
meaning we all look like collapsed tents. So,
instead I suggest that each person has a custom
build spine of solid steel. Think of the advantages.
Think of the INDESTRUCTABILITY! If someone
comes up to you and sledgehammers you in the
back - you probably wont feel a thing
(please don't try that at home kiddies)

How else can we "toughen up" our species? Well
another key problem is our faces. Yes, 62.6% are
hideously ugly,
but this is not the problem. Instead, they are poorly
constrcted and supported.
I want you to poke your face. Go on. Not too hard
but poke anywhere on your face. (please avoid
the eyes)
(chrisafi can take no responsibilty for any
injuries/deaths caused by your actions)

Even a poke is uncomfortable - and if you hit your
face really hard, you would break something(s)
and it would
probably REALLY REALLY hurt. And you'd
become on of those 62.6% (if you weren't there
already)
(please note - chrisafi cannot ensure nor promise
hitting your face really hard will make you ugly but
will give it his best shot should you fail)

So again - what can we do? We don't want to
cover up our faces do we? Maybe if they are ugly -
buy they are what
make us unique. So, I propose we all wear
Astronaught helmets - ALL THE TIME.
Oh yes. I'd like to see you damage your head now.
3 inch glass is a very good shock absorber.
Although there are
saftey risks which I have been informed of
(something about air - bah), I believe we can
make this work

So join me - in enhancing the human body for
years to come. Together we can be indestructable
(please note - chrisafi cannot ensure your
immortalitly should you agree to join his cause)

By Chrisafi.
(taken from a forum
http://htbdf.ipbhost.com/index.php?
showtopic=2759)

ok. i ripped the entire blog layout from jacky's website.
including the music.
hah!

alright its getting late.
i'll blog tomorrow.

i took this from friendster.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y Z

Is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then
Hardwork=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
= 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
= 98% only


Knowledge=K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+
E
= 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%
only


Love=L+O+V+E
=12+15+22+5
=54%


Luck =L+U+C+K
= 12+21+3+11
= 47%
(don't most of us think that this is the most important?)



Then what makes 100% Is it
Money? ..... No
Leadership? ...... NO


Every problem has a solution, only if
we perhaps change our attitude.

To go to the top, to that 100%

what we really need to go further.....
a
bit more.......

Attitude=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

We meet on-line to have a great time....
We laugh and we giggle and smile at
our
screens,
We sit back and wonder what this all
means.

We surf the Web, we travel afar,
We span thousands of mile without a
car.
We watch conversations flowing on the
screen,
We tell jokes and stories and know what
they mean.

What are we looking for? Where's the
attraction?
How can we do this and get
satisfaction?
Who are we? Why are we here?

We are "the Circle of Friends", made
from a chain.
And we're here because friendship is
what we gain!
Born on-line formed by few,
We had no idea just what to do.

So we are linking our pages, first one
then two,
And wonder where we'll end up when we
are through?
The Circle will spread, like a wild vine,
It will breathe and whisper like the
winds of time.

We are the Circle of Friends, made from
a chain.

whoever it is,
please.
grow up. you are just making a fool of yourself here.
Even if you hated me, so what?
We graduated, we won't see each other again.
Would i even care if you hated me?
I thank you for your comments as you made my blog even more interesting.
Look, your comments isn't affecting me. mofo.
how much do you know jz?
Im his close-friend for 4 good years, though we had unresolved dispute.
But we went through shit together, and i know he's someone who's very mature. He has integrity unlike some people.
Unless im wrong at this...

***

+[Self Destruction Part 2]+

we livin life in modern jahiliah
all blurry like we have myopia
now, drugs the fad like in colombia
girls exposing skin, where's gymnophobia?

the thing is, we're self-destructing
sins rise high, it's almost erupting
people sin with all their might
we're all choosing wrong from right

I trust that God hear all our prayers
But we talk like walking tape recorder
Trivial fault of others we hate.
But what about major ones we did?

this track spells rude awakening
for those who spent their life idling
not aware that afterlife be waiting
it just reflects our own upbringing

from friends & co.

Ok, i ripped this from friendster. =D

The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick


10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of
your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a
dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

I'd like to share with you a small comic strip which i took it from someone's blog.



I saw from the newspapers that they are making it a serious crime for home users who downloaded stuffs from kazaa.
Arghh!
No more music and videos.
But there's always alternatives.
=)

If you plan to use the tagboard to insult me with your senseless insults, well go ahead. Stupid senseless comments people make on tagboards don't mean anything. Since it turns you on everytime you come up with something that you think I might give a damn about, then go ahead. Thats if it makes your day. Whatever rocks you on. Because if your life revolves around siting infront of your PC all day trying to justify your existance by having people acknowledge your lack of intelligence, then be my guest. Its the INTERNET for god sakes. There has to be something to be something else you'd rather be doing then coming back here day after day.

If you're going to take this personally you can shove it. It's just me bitching about how dumbfucked people can get. Your apology is right here. _|_ _|_ .

=|

SELF DESTRUCTION PART 1

you know live's a bitch
when you fucked up your day and have someone else to blame.
you know live's a bitch
when you don't know what to do in loneliness.
you know live's a bitch
when you study about diplomacy and deterrence and it doesn't apply to your life unless you do politics.
you know live's a bitch
when you begin to screw up cover songs when you jammed.
you know live's a bitch
when you spend $9 on Sampoerna Menthol every Friday.
you know live's a bitch
when your Sampoerna Menthol finished by Sunday.
you know live's a bitch
when a poem turns into nasty rantings like mine.

from friends & co.

Phantom Planet - California

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!