18 and Life

Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.

Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's


"Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind and that child blew a child away

HAROLD AND KUMARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

"Why do u put people in jail for smoking weed when you are smoking weed yourself? Isnt that hyprocritical?"

"Son, do u like giving people a handjob?"

Kumar shrugs

"Hell no."

"Do u like people giving u a handjob?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Then you are hypocriticizing!!"

(exact words are not used but the meaning is there)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, one of the funniest part in Harold and Kumar. Definitely worth watching unless you are offended by nudity and drugs, otherwise its a must.

You know one of my friends said that exposing penis in a movie is a big turn off. I wasnt really bothered about that statement until I watched Harold and Kumar. Seriously, when the movie reaches the scene where alot of girls are bottomless, and the camera is facing the pool, get prepared to close your eyes because its a nightmarish scene.

Oh yeah, watch the 1st Harold and Kumar movie b4 watching the current one and i think it might become a trilogy because Neil Patrick Harris didnt actually die. (opps spoilers =))