hi,
One fine day back during the pri sch days, I was doing a project at yy's(not her real name) place, when technology or should I say when yy wasn't so advance, she has a cranky computer, which has a cranky owner, will hang, shut down or do whatsoever actions that you will make you go nuts. (long sentence but heck la)
According to its cranky owner, in order to prevent any undesired thing to happen, we must be good to the computer and it will be nice to us in return. and this is what she did:

"I LOVE YOU, COMPUTER!!! AI SI NI LE!!!" after which she proceed to hug the monitor.
What have I done to have friends like this? Pass me a tissue, someone. I feel like crying.


BOOHOOOHOOO!

Here are some very cute jokes from Alvin for ur pleasure.

alvin: dad can u write in the dark?
dad: i think so.. why?
alvin: i nid to u sign my report card

teacher: so alvin wad the formla for water?
alvin: mdm! i noe is HIJKLMO!
teacher: HUH!? Why?
alvin:that time u told me is H to O what ..

teacher: why is ur compo on "my mum" totally the same as ur bro?
alvin: we have the same mother what!!

****

sometimes i wonder. why do ppl haf to lie? be so fake? why do they haf to lie to gain acceptance from society? dun they feel tired? exhusted after a period of time? living in a world of lies? isnt his world so fake? but then again. it might be inside their blood. lolx. jus wanna share a few interesting small talks. let that liar be named xiao. (kinda obvious isnt it??)

xiao: we got night study which starts at 11pm. overnight study till the next day?
(i would like to try out this system)

alvin: i got visa card
xiao: oh! my father oso gimme supplementary card!
(yeah rite. only above the age of 18? btw alvin is using a debit card.)

xiao: i got a left-handed guitar!
person 1: oh. sunday u bring ok? we play together?
xiao: okay! no problem!
on sunday..
person 1: where's ur guitar?
xiao: oh.. i got no money. so i sold it off to the cash converters and i even sold it for a higher price! more than wad i bought it for!
(erm. firstly i doubt that they would gif u more than wad u bought it for. secondly. he dun even know how to play a guitar)

met a new guy friend. (those that goes drinking)
xiao: hey! today friday night leh! wanna go chiong anot?
person 2: ok. later we go chiong lar! steady..
xiao: oh shit. sorry i cannot go. i not enuff money. i only got $12
person 2: huh? nvm lar. i treat u.
xiao(stunned): huh?! dun wan lar. paiseh lar. its ok la.
(how fake can u get? c'mon. chiong? = )

Source: from a fren's blog

I left work at 8 yesterday to meet Idris who got to book out on Friday instead of Saturday, coz his platoon got the best platoon award. I said it was none of his business since he's OOT (out of training) but he insisted that he contributed 18 points to the platoon during IPPT. -_-

I DON'T WANNA ADMIT YOU ARE GOOD EVEN IF YOU SCORED 18PTS WHILE FAILING THE 2.4 RUN. NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!

DUHZ..

Anyway, I stayed over at his place and he told me ghost stories, which is pretty timely.

It's always this time of the year when there's alot of horror movies screening right? NOW IT'S MY TURN!

IT'S STORY TELLING TIME!!




Not very scary one la..I'm quite a bad story teller.


After sending me home one day, Idris took a bus to Catholic JC as he's suppose to transfer to another bus then another to reach his inaccessible house at toh tuck. (yes i'm complaining and digressing.)

So while waiting at the bus stop outside CJC, he saw a WHITE FIGURE ROAMING IN THE SCHOOL COMPOUND!!!

He will never see wrongly, trust me. His eyesight is god damn good.

I thought it's the Police Academy opposite that is haunted? Or maybe the Thing decided to go for a walk?




***


Some guy in Tekong sort of gone mad.

A malay guy went for outdoor training with his whole platoon and returned with one extra member.

No one knew or 'can see', except this malay guy: a pontianak had followed them back into their bunk.

The malay guy went hysteria and got sent to sleep in the office with Idris and the Chief Officer. He was then sent home the next day and had to receive counselling.



***


As Idris was OOT, he was incharge of the ammos during their range training. He was alone in the forest last Thursday night to wait for the groups of recruits. I don't really know the technical procedures. Guys should know better.

If you all noticed, yes, it was a Thursday night. In Tekong, they are not supposed to have night training on Thursdays (Does anyone know why?). The in-charge screwed up I guess.

This particular group of 12 came to Idris and he collected their ammo from them, then they walked(march?) away.

Out of a sudden, someone screamed then everyone screamed and started running. All of them sprinted all the way back to the gathering point and left my boyfriend alone in the forest as he could not leave the ammo unattended.

That group saw something in the forest: The Flying Head Ghost.

The guy who saw it and screamed first fainted the moment he reached the gathering location.



***


One day, my younger sister was downstairs in the living room. Suddenly she ran up of the stairs into the room because she saw a man sitting on the sofa, in my very own house.

Then another day, while I was bathing in the bathroom, my mum came thumping furiously on the door, "Shuyin, Shuyin, (in chinese) the TV downstairs switch on by itself!!"

I thought it was my elder sis who had woke up and went downstairs to watch TV as usual. But she was still sleeping in the room.

So I went downstairs.











MY SIS SET THE TIMER IN WHICH THE TV WILL SWITCH ON BY ITSELF AT THE SET TIME.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
GOTCHA!
But the man sitting one is real.

de jas imposter is back.
i tink dey r wasting deir time.
obviously, i wld'nt fall into deir dumb tricks. bahh.
anywaes, i still think its yuhsien hus trying to play my tagboard.
stipid person, IP is different frm de real jas.
lamer.

nowadays i feel so insecure in sch.
maybe becoz of all dos ppl toking behind my back.
i donno maybe its juz me dat dey hate me.
maybe dey juz don like my face, or dey don like my new hairstyle, or dey don like my attitude or my colour or its juz my blog.
or am i feeling too consious of me.
i donno.
but then..
dey shld tell me straight in my face, instead of toking behind my back, like bunch of girls.
den maybe i cld change so dat to make dem happy.
fair enuff right?
if dey still don like me as a fren, dey nvm loh, den dao me lah. at least i noe whos hating me so i can give him cold stares too.
anyways..
if dey hate me becoz of wad i write in my blog..
den i donno wad to say lahh.
coz i oso read other's ppl blog n sumtimes hate de person by juz reading de blog onli.
but..
wad can i do?
afterall, life is nvr perfect.

prelims chem prac was such a letdown,
esp wif de qualitative analysis
cld'nt find wads de anion, screwed up.
worst my pant's buckle broke n most of de time i was pulling my pants up.
dere goes my b3.

i so miss my guitar man.
after wei sin is willing to sell me his electric guitar for 150 bucks.
frens told me it was'nt worth it, coz i cld buy a brand new one wif 180 bucks.
aniwaes, i brought it home without amps.
my accoustic guitar had one of its strings snapped.
so sad.
now i got nth to play.
i carn wait to try my hands on de drums.
we will see.
=|

“Alethia,” he murmured. “Will you marry me?”

She glanced up in surprise, for she was not expecting this. “Marry you?” she repeated incredulously, her blue eyes twinkling in amusement. “We have only been out once, Lucien, and already you are hearing wedding bells?”

He frowned, not at all pleased by her sentence. His men saw him tense and took a step towards Alethia, glaring menacingly.

“Alethia,” he said calmly, all pleasantness gone from his voice. “We have been through this before. You do not have a choice.”

She laughed and once again, he frowned unpleasantly. “What are you going to do if – when – I reject your proposal?” she questioned, giving him a half smile. “Kidnap me?”

He did not like her tone when she was speaking to him. She still thought he was joking. “We shall see,” he murmured simply, and stalked out of the fancy restaurant they were dining in, with his two bodyguards trailing after him.



Alethia reached home late that night, for she had gone to her friend’s, Stephanie’s, house to talk about Lucien’s proposal. She felt slightly troubled to hear Lucien speak to her like that and was worried what he might do.

The phone rang.

Alethia sighed and dropped her shopping bags onto the floor, moving slowly towards the phone.

“Alethia,” the voice said. In the background, someone was screaming.

She blinked. “Lu-Lucien?”

The voice did not answer her but instead, went on. “I’ve got a knife around Stephanie’s neck.”

The sentence was so precise, so easy to understand but it took Alethia several moments to get his meaning. “Are you joking?” she asked in a hushed tone.

The voice laughed cruelly and suddenly she could hear Stephanie’s voice.

“Alethia!” Stephanie screamed into the phone. “Help me! Lucien has – “

“Lucien?” Alethia panicked. “What about Lucien?”

There was silence on the other line. Then a last, final scream that tore into the night.

Alethia felt back onto her couch, traumatised. “That must be someone playing a sick joke,” she murmured to herself, refusing to believe Stephanie was in danger.

Someone knocked on the door. With a heavy heart, she went over and yanked it open, only to find…

… Lucien standing there with blood dripping from his knife.

He smiled nastily.

“Now will you marry me?”

Alethia screamed with all her might and tore up the stairs. She remembered her parents were out that night (fortunately) and had left her younger brother, Damien, with her (unfortunately). She ran into his room and woke him up.

“We must go!” she yelled hurriedly, facing Damien.

“Why must we – “ he broke off, the confusion on his face was quickly turned into fear. “B-behind you, Alethia, look behind you!”

She spun around and her heart stopped. Alethia backed away from Lucien, whose eyes flashed dangerously and whose lips were curling into an evil smile.

In an instant, he was beside her and her brother.

He grabbed hold of Damien’s neck, lifting him off the bed effortlessly. Alethia found herself frozen, staring unblinking at Damien’s pale face. It was only when he started choking that she reacted.

“Leave him alone!” she screamed, clawing at Lucien’s outstretched arm. “He’s innocent.”

Lucien pushed Alethia away from Damien and she lost her balance, collapsing onto the ground. He smiled in a crazed way.

“Innocent you say?” he murmured. “These are the people that are stopping you from accepting me. How can they be – “ Lucien clutched Damien’s neck tighter. “ – Innocent?”

A chill ran down Alethia’s spine. Damien was slowly turning purple. “Please,” she pleaded helplessly. “Let him go.”

Lucien finally released him and the boy dropped onto the floor.

He was not moving.

He was not breathing.

Alethia bent over Damien’s corpse, crying. “How could you do this to him?” she sobbed. “He was only six.”

Lucien did not reply, for he was interrupted by the sound of the front door opening. Alethia’s parents were home.

He smiled crookedly, raising his bloody knife.

“Now will you marry me?”

i died in my dreams,
Whats That Supposed to Mean?

talk about monday blues.
was almost late for school.
juz nice reached sch at 7.30am.
sydney tan was shouting at dos juz-nice-comers to hurry up.
but i din give a fark n de fcuking bell rang.
in de end had to stand wif de latecomers.
lucky sydney tan nvr ask us 2 run around de tracks.
he tink de sch is wad ah, army camp ah?
bo liao.

den as i was going up de class, mr. j liew call me n iqbal up.
kns, had to wash away our hair.
haiz..nvm.
damn suay.

den remembered got pe.
den nvr bring.
fcuk
nehmind, so i went ard n borrow pe, lucky found one but damn smelly.

wads worst is dat, i hav a headache wich is so painful.
i tried to luff more but in de end it gets worst.
well, it muz be due to de experiment i did ytd night.
swallowed 4 panadol pills wif coke.
was curious la n de feeling ain't nice. i nvr do dat again.
but i realli have to take panadol now, coz my head is so fcuking pain.

next week, our prelims first paper. sian 1/2.
must mug like siao again.
=|

its 2 weeks more before our first prelims start.
next week onwards is our prelims science pracs.
and dis fri is my Os eng oral.
haiz.

i stepped into the NCC ROOM for one last time. I smelled the air for the last time and touch the things there for the last time. I stepped out as a different person. Im not a ugo oriented person anymore. Im going to forget the nightmares i had as a cadet. I deleted everyone dat is frm ncc in my contacts except for a few.
well fcuk ncc.

Maroon 5 - She Will be Loved

darn, how nice it would b if dere was 48 hrs a day.

=|

3rd time blogging in a row.
guess its withdrawal symptoms frm my computer.

hmm..
my mum invited a tuition teacher which was meant to save my ass this 2 months.
a desperate attempt to save my english.
since my highest grade was only c5 throughout my sec sch life.
well, she was kind of fierce.
giant size as in height.
she was explaining to me the points i shld get.
so i tink its kind of impossible to get what i want initially..
unless i slog all day long, completely cut off from the society.
geez..
MAYBE, maybe only, a miracle might happen.

well, mentoring test on saturday was such a breeze. only for physics, so damn difficult. i don tink i want to use my physics as my l1r5. its a hopeless case i tell u.

sian. sch tml again.

blogger is screwed up arghh..

im back 2 study...
sheesh.

Jay Zhou - Fen Lie

zuo zhe wo de mo tuo che zai ni huan huan de li kai
kao bu shang de hao xue xiao ke yi bu wei xiao jiu zou
ba shou man man jiao gei wo fang xia xin zhong de kun huo
yu dian cong liang pang huo guo ge kai liang zhong jing shen de wo
jing guo lao bo de jia lan kuang bian de hao gao
pa guo de na ke shu you he shi bian de miao xiao

zhe yang ye hao kai shi mei ren zhu yi dao wo
deng yu bian qiang zhi qian wo men jiang hui hua ruan ruo

chen shi jian mei fa jue rang wo dai zhe ni li kai
mei you le zheng ming mei you le kong xu
ji yu liang zhong li chang wo hui zhao zhe ni
chen shi jian mei fa jue rang wo dai she ni li kai
zhe bu shi wan gu zhe bu shi tao bi
mei ren bang zhe ni zou cai kuai le

zuo zhe wo de mo tuo che zai ni huan huan de li kai
kao bu shang de hao xue xiao ke yi bu wei xiao jiu zou
ba shou man man jiao gei wo fang xia xin zhong de kun huo
yu dian cong liang pang huo guo ge kai liang zhong jing shen de wo
jing guo lao bo de jia lan kuang bian de hao gao
pa guo de na ke shu you he shi bian de miao xiao

zhe yang ye hao kai shi mei ren zhu yi dao wo
deng yu bian qiang zhi qian wo men jiang hui hua ruan ruo

chen shi jian mei fa jue rang wo dai zhe ni li kai
mei you le zheng ming mei you le kong xu
ji yu liang zhong li chang wo hui zhao zhe ni
chen shi jian mei fa jue rang wo dai she ni li kai
zhe bu shi wan gu zhe bu shi tao bi
mei ren bang zhe ni zou cai kuai le

i've got back my Os mt results.
it was'nt what i expected but aniwaes i still pass.
calvin tan(the usual failers dat is) shocked us with his b3 and distinction in oral.
*claps

well, i can throw away my chi txtbk unless u want it. im not going to retake it.
some ppl are wierd, got a2 still want retake. -.-''

nothing uneventful to blog about, coz its just study n study. everyone in my class is like in a study mood. so whenever i want to fool around in class, i feel so guilty.

to the jas imposter, pls la. ur small little tag wun make me fall into it. bah.

shit la, its sch tmr.
so fast.
aniwaes, i din go out de whole weekend 'cept for de visits to my neighbour's hse.
n i din touch my books at all. donno whye no mood.
well i see whether i can touch my books 2 dae.

nth 2 blog actually larh.
want 2 go to my fren hse n stay overnight but tinkin bout it its so boring dere.
yah..
so bye.

well well, its over ain't it?
3 and a half years down de road and now its all over through 1 parade. Not worth it though in my opinion.
so ytd start with a rush in de morning as i always bathe sooo darn slowly in de morning (dats whye i don survive in camps and prefer not to bathe). i din realise sch starts sumwhere ard 8 or later i donno.
so reached sch and went straight to hq for the usual chills. as usual, ppl was fooling ard here n dere, some were frantically preparing deir uniform. fooled around too and gabriel was shooting his archery. thanks to him, i got bleeding on my eyebrows coz he shot me so close range n lucky it din went into my eyes. cheap thrills, hahahas.
went for assembly and de hot morning sun was sorching de whole fcuking track. n i don feel good. de principal din come till 15 mins later. lucky assembly was short and den we proceed to de hall. a typical celebration for the school. and den came de possessions of the blessed school colours and de prefects and i remembered during inaugural service earlier dis year when i was carrying my unit's flag.dat time it was so screwed up.
after dat went to arranged chairs for the evening's parade. took so fcukin long to do it. jeremy frois and de rest was waiting for bryan, qinglun, naraen n me to go bowling. we wanted to escaped frm cho yao coz we din want him 2 go wif us but wells he found out, so den nevermind lor. though some of us did drop some hints dat he was'nt invited. bowling was screwed as usual, played 2 games coz din wan pay much. den watch de rest played.
so it was POP oredi. was extremely screwed up dis year. but its okay aniwaes den AP starts. well it went off so well, so well but dere was some minor hiccups. yeah, n its all over. emotionless after de parade even though we congratulate each other. so its over. 1 less burden off my shoulder.

jay zhou's album, Qi Li Xiang is so nice dat i want to go n buy. heard few songs frm bryan's mp3, most of dem r raps but all quite nice yeahh! i oredi got 3 songs by illegal means in my pc oredi. yup.

well, heard someone talking behind my back. aiyah was too tired to even care bout it. he's probably nt happi coz me n naraen add sometink else ourselves durin de parade. aiyah, ncc's over liao la, i won't be even seeing him de next time. sometimes ppl juz hav 2 reflect ya noe when nobody has offended him. wadever la.

im chiong my work liaoz laa, maybe 1 or 2 movies would do me good. n i need a tan(hahaha). but seriously i onli have 28 days to my prelims and now i realise i got no time if i wan to get into a jc for de first 3 mths, if not den can slack abit. if i find out my chinese Os's results is bad, i had 2 work doubly hard lohhh. NO fcuking choice la. haizz.

life.is.just.so.unfair

so, today its thurs.
double maths, i hated it.
miss foo was explaining relative velocity.
i was fooling ard...
coz she said if we were lost understanding dis chapter, u can actually give up coz its onli 6 marks in Os.
heh.
winston suddenly juz whack de table sometime in sch.
he juz got such sudden burst of anger.
wads up wif him.
we had AP rehearsals.
and it was so so lah.
haiz..me n naraen screwed up again coz of some wrong timings. well we make mistakes aniwaes.

and dos poor ppl on de field, dey were listening to speeches frm both de principal and de guest of honor. me n naraen was happily drinking water coz its simply not our business and we juz sat ard n i was foolin ard wif eugene n yuk chun.
dis year de rehearsals was such a rush job. its juz seems dat it has very little rehearsals n even at de last rehearsals we still screw up. well lets hope de morning mass blessing of de school colours will bless de parade.
went hm wif eugene tan after dat, reached home juz nice for my show. now im slacking, lazy 2 prepare my uniform n boots.
1 more day, im ROD and "im gettin my ic back" and back 2 civilian life.

im so over de moon

well, my blog goes up online again. well, everytink turns up well now i hope. i have to apologize for wad i posted and hope dat guy forgives me. well i deleted that post, so its equal now.
sheesh, its been days oredi since my loyal readers last read my entries. well its back now but with a different link.
hmm, AP is coming up soon, in 2 days more. Kinda sad as dis will be my last parade before i officially pass out. well, im relieved too that everytink related to ncc is over. Im returning my uniform in a week's time, after 4 years my uniform is still in good quality as i rose through ranks. Still remember when i was in sec 1, when i first received dat new uniform which will lasts me thru thick and thin.
I'll not be really in the parade actually. I'll be welcoming de guest of honor by opening de door for him(dang, without pay summore!), do a little slow march across de goh wif naraen and few shoutings for the marchpast and my job is done. pretty simple eh! Sadly, we will have to go to amoy quee camp to return arms after the parade. How irritating!
next week, i will be receiving my chinese Os results. geez, im so worried u noe. im now hoping for a pass or if better, a b3. prelims in a month time, i have alot to catch up and im still failing my tests, nebermind we still hav 1 month more. =)

2 more days....
and it will b de last time

i hold that black pacestick

wear my lanyard and march off to report to Encik

polish my boots till it shines so brightly

falling in at the part D area or the sandpit

shouting at my cadets, talking to dem, laughing with dem


oh yes btw, AP starts dis Friday at 1800hrs, all r welcome. It might be boring i must say but juz come n watch. im hinting, =P