hi,
One fine day back during the pri sch days, I was doing a project at yy's(not her real name) place, when technology or should I say when yy wasn't so advance, she has a cranky computer, which has a cranky owner, will hang, shut down or do whatsoever actions that you will make you go nuts. (long sentence but heck la)
According to its cranky owner, in order to prevent any undesired thing to happen, we must be good to the computer and it will be nice to us in return. and this is what she did:

"I LOVE YOU, COMPUTER!!! AI SI NI LE!!!" after which she proceed to hug the monitor.
What have I done to have friends like this? Pass me a tissue, someone. I feel like crying.


BOOHOOOHOOO!

Here are some very cute jokes from Alvin for ur pleasure.

alvin: dad can u write in the dark?
dad: i think so.. why?
alvin: i nid to u sign my report card

teacher: so alvin wad the formla for water?
alvin: mdm! i noe is HIJKLMO!
teacher: HUH!? Why?
alvin:that time u told me is H to O what ..

teacher: why is ur compo on "my mum" totally the same as ur bro?
alvin: we have the same mother what!!

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sometimes i wonder. why do ppl haf to lie? be so fake? why do they haf to lie to gain acceptance from society? dun they feel tired? exhusted after a period of time? living in a world of lies? isnt his world so fake? but then again. it might be inside their blood. lolx. jus wanna share a few interesting small talks. let that liar be named xiao. (kinda obvious isnt it??)

xiao: we got night study which starts at 11pm. overnight study till the next day?
(i would like to try out this system)

alvin: i got visa card
xiao: oh! my father oso gimme supplementary card!
(yeah rite. only above the age of 18? btw alvin is using a debit card.)

xiao: i got a left-handed guitar!
person 1: oh. sunday u bring ok? we play together?
xiao: okay! no problem!
on sunday..
person 1: where's ur guitar?
xiao: oh.. i got no money. so i sold it off to the cash converters and i even sold it for a higher price! more than wad i bought it for!
(erm. firstly i doubt that they would gif u more than wad u bought it for. secondly. he dun even know how to play a guitar)

met a new guy friend. (those that goes drinking)
xiao: hey! today friday night leh! wanna go chiong anot?
person 2: ok. later we go chiong lar! steady..
xiao: oh shit. sorry i cannot go. i not enuff money. i only got $12
person 2: huh? nvm lar. i treat u.
xiao(stunned): huh?! dun wan lar. paiseh lar. its ok la.
(how fake can u get? c'mon. chiong? = )