today's another slack day.
skipped every single lectures except for GP.
Why?
Coz there's a movie. And its rather boring since i watched that movie(Day After Tomorrow) twice.

today started off as usual. I was early by a minute.
miss aisha came up to me with a pissed look and said she wanted to see me. So i thought its probably the MCs i owned her.
But instead, she was telling me that i wasnt standing at attention during morning assembly.
-.-''

i started my day at the basketball court. with a few of my grpmates. I wasnt that enthusiastic since the sun was pretty hot and i din want to sweat. So i just stood there, and just attempt a few shots whenever i had the chance to hold the ball.
and oh so sorry to shiping who got 'injured' during the game. HAHAH. it was wai kiat who hit the ball at your eyes. hah!

then it was stoning period at the piano area. this time serene din play the piano. It was some pro playing it. Rather soothing. then melissa has this brilliant idea. in order to kill time, we decided to play a childish game. We were supposed to play sisscors paper stones. Crap, the person who lost shall be whacked. IT was damn painful ok. Then we rotated among ourselves. quite fun lah, although very embarassing, but it was to kill time anyway.

i have a damn hilarious grpmate. He's a bloody faggot(my first time seeing one). He mimics the way a pregnant woman walks and behave. It was so disgusting. Then he decided to display his opera 'skills'. Imagine a guy trying to do a high pitch voice and sounds like a faggot doing it.

next week, we will be assigned to a new class. I have to start making new friends all over again. Being the anti-social me, i wont be so happy about it. Being in a permanent class would mean i cldnt skip any more lectures and that will suck alot.

sian

hi all,
i dont know how to start this. But its another screwed up entry.
i guess thats how i'm going to start.
bryan said my entry are kind of sad.
what?!?
Sad? Ok, this time i write about happy stuffs ok?
ponders
......















wait. they arent any happy stuffs(stuffs that are real DAMN happy. yeah..if stuffs can smile)

my orientation grp kick ass in some way or another. But its just that i dont get the content of it.
I know faces but not the names. Worst, my group did'nt know my existence either.
Why?
Because i am so anti-social and quiet that i'm always not with the group.
well, nvm.
there's still KUNAL.
But fuck! He's leaving college and joining the red cross. Now i'm alone. SCREW IT.
nvm. there's darrenn eng. OH yah, i just remembered. He has michelle, so im still alone. there's jing sheng, but who the fuck is jing sheng. He's from sji but i dont know him. I cant find clifton in school. Ahh, im alone on my own.
Lets look at this in a positive way. Maybe they want me to interact with my group?


lectures start so soon. I believe yjc is the only college that starts lectures on the 3rd day of school. Its kind of boring and uncomfortable. I can't doze off, like what i always do in my good ol' classroom back at sji. Occasionally, the lecturers would ask volunteers to go up and solve problems. Lucky i wasnt called upon yet.

2 weeks of lectures and tutorials, i concluded that jc life is not fit for me. I'm considering a poly route. I dont know, i'll decide later.

heheh. now i got contacts of my groupmates. And because of these friendster thing, they know my existence(hehehe!). Welldone oh yeah btw, thanks to kairen. Being in a mixed school is still so wierd, nvm i will adapt to it.

gathering of the good ol' mates. HAHA. calling all 09s and SJI people. 1pm at city hall mrt(though i will b late). Having some big lunch thing. wonder if its possible since we have such a big group. Hope everyone turns up.

finally, last day of orientation ended.
unfortunately, i ponned the last day of orientation.
so sian.
i really miss sji man.
once a josephian, always a josephian.
u can take the person out of sji, but not the sji out of the person.

yjc sucks sia.
school look as if its run down. look totally different from the brochure they gave us back in sji.
but one good thing is, they dont have strict rules like cant use handphones. We can even talk with our mobile phones in the library.

hai. lectures already started 3 days ago. we had homework on the 3rd day of school. Wah, that sucks. Our school ends quite late too, around 4pm. Wahh, this is dumb, i want to get out of this dumb shit school.

just when kunal hse and saw him played the guitar. I really need to worship him. He plays metallica like so nice man. When i first saw him played at school, i came back and hang around with it for everyday. So that at least i can play something nice when i go to trial for guitar club.

seriously, if anyone can play better than kunal, i will sure worship him/her.

hi all,
i know this is a crude way of starting my first entry of the year but nevertheless it's for some laughs.

HOKKIEN SWEARING 101



Hong Gan: Get fucked!

Kgum Lan: Whatever the hell for? (lit. Suck balls)

Tio Gan: Being fucked

Sio Gan: Fucking

Bo Ji / Bo Lum Pa: No balls

Lan Jiao Lang: Cock person (Jerk / Bastard)

Kena sai: Disgraced! (lit. to be stained by shit)

Chee Bye Chwee: Pussy mouth

Hah? Hah Lum Par!: Huh? Huh, testicles!

Kan Nin Nia/Bu: Fuck your mum

Gan Nin Lao Pei: Fuck your dad

Lin Nia eh...!: Your mum's...!

Lan Jiao Wei: Nonsense! (lit. Cock story)

Lan Sai Wei: Nonsense! (lit. Cock shit story)

Lan Sai Bin: Cock shit face

Chow Ter Bye: Foul pig's pussy

Chow Lang: Foul Person

Hao lian: An extremely vain person

Chee Bye Kia: Pussy child (Jerk, Bastard)

Lum Pa Jeng: Swollen Balls (Exhausted)

Chee Hong: A man who always socializes with ladies

Neh Neh Pok: Breast

Neh Ji: Nipple

Png Tang: Good for nothing (lit. Rice bucket)

Char Tow: Blockhead

How Dai: Foolish

Swey: Unlucky

Bo Lor Yeong: No road to use (Useless)

Bo Bei Chow: No horse run (Unbeatable)

Tei Mia: Short life (Cursing one to an early death)

Pua Pbee: Sickly (Damning someone)

Gong Kia:Stupid child

Kei Kiang: Faking Cleverness (Smart alec)

Gow: Faking Cleverness (Smart alec)

Hao Lian: Proud, Boastful

Lau Kau: Monkey

Si Bak Kau: Four-eyed monkey (Person with glasses)

Seow Kow: Mad dog

Seow Lang: Mad person

Guey: Chicken (Prostitute)

Pua Chu Teng: Broken Roof (Partially bald person)

Low Kui: Embarrass

Sia Suay: Disgrace

Jzao Sai: To be unfaithful

Pah Cheow Bak: Shoot bird eyes (cross-eyed)

Bak Jiu Gkor Sai: Eyes smeared with shit (Bad taste)

Low Lan: Arrogant (lit. Droopy Balls)

Sia Lan: Rude and arrogant

Siao Liao: Expression for dismay, resignation

Siam: Get out of the way

Gei Seow: Feign ignorance

Jzao Gka Bei Tit: Run until tail strait (Run and flee like hell)

See Kwee Kia: Damned Demon Child (Naughty kid)

See Ghin Na: Damn Child

Hao Lum Bin: Sour and unhappy face

Kow Bei Kow Bu: Cry father, cry mother (Making noise)

Ke Chia: Die! (lit. Up the lorry)

Kan ni lao bu chow chee: bye Fuck your mother's smelly cunt

Ki sai: Go to hell (lit: go shit)

Jiak Pah Bo Sai Pang: Walk unknown road (To make a lousy decision)

Kin Jio Kia:A Chinese who wishes to be a Caucasian (lit. Banana kid)

Jiak Gan Tang: A Chinese who speak English as their 1st language (lit. Eat potato)

Bak Jiu Tah Stamp: Stamps pasted over eyes (Bad taste; careless)

Wah Biang / Lau / Liu / Lan / Kao / Korh: Expressions of surprise, disbelief, anger, etc.

Mm Jai See: Recklessness (lit. Don't know death)

Jzoh Gui Tow: A troublemaker (lit. Be leader of Ghost)


Cheers! =D