hi all,
i know this is a crude way of starting my first entry of the year but nevertheless it's for some laughs.

HOKKIEN SWEARING 101



Hong Gan: Get fucked!

Kgum Lan: Whatever the hell for? (lit. Suck balls)

Tio Gan: Being fucked

Sio Gan: Fucking

Bo Ji / Bo Lum Pa: No balls

Lan Jiao Lang: Cock person (Jerk / Bastard)

Kena sai: Disgraced! (lit. to be stained by shit)

Chee Bye Chwee: Pussy mouth

Hah? Hah Lum Par!: Huh? Huh, testicles!

Kan Nin Nia/Bu: Fuck your mum

Gan Nin Lao Pei: Fuck your dad

Lin Nia eh...!: Your mum's...!

Lan Jiao Wei: Nonsense! (lit. Cock story)

Lan Sai Wei: Nonsense! (lit. Cock shit story)

Lan Sai Bin: Cock shit face

Chow Ter Bye: Foul pig's pussy

Chow Lang: Foul Person

Hao lian: An extremely vain person

Chee Bye Kia: Pussy child (Jerk, Bastard)

Lum Pa Jeng: Swollen Balls (Exhausted)

Chee Hong: A man who always socializes with ladies

Neh Neh Pok: Breast

Neh Ji: Nipple

Png Tang: Good for nothing (lit. Rice bucket)

Char Tow: Blockhead

How Dai: Foolish

Swey: Unlucky

Bo Lor Yeong: No road to use (Useless)

Bo Bei Chow: No horse run (Unbeatable)

Tei Mia: Short life (Cursing one to an early death)

Pua Pbee: Sickly (Damning someone)

Gong Kia:Stupid child

Kei Kiang: Faking Cleverness (Smart alec)

Gow: Faking Cleverness (Smart alec)

Hao Lian: Proud, Boastful

Lau Kau: Monkey

Si Bak Kau: Four-eyed monkey (Person with glasses)

Seow Kow: Mad dog

Seow Lang: Mad person

Guey: Chicken (Prostitute)

Pua Chu Teng: Broken Roof (Partially bald person)

Low Kui: Embarrass

Sia Suay: Disgrace

Jzao Sai: To be unfaithful

Pah Cheow Bak: Shoot bird eyes (cross-eyed)

Bak Jiu Gkor Sai: Eyes smeared with shit (Bad taste)

Low Lan: Arrogant (lit. Droopy Balls)

Sia Lan: Rude and arrogant

Siao Liao: Expression for dismay, resignation

Siam: Get out of the way

Gei Seow: Feign ignorance

Jzao Gka Bei Tit: Run until tail strait (Run and flee like hell)

See Kwee Kia: Damned Demon Child (Naughty kid)

See Ghin Na: Damn Child

Hao Lum Bin: Sour and unhappy face

Kow Bei Kow Bu: Cry father, cry mother (Making noise)

Ke Chia: Die! (lit. Up the lorry)

Kan ni lao bu chow chee: bye Fuck your mother's smelly cunt

Ki sai: Go to hell (lit: go shit)

Jiak Pah Bo Sai Pang: Walk unknown road (To make a lousy decision)

Kin Jio Kia:A Chinese who wishes to be a Caucasian (lit. Banana kid)

Jiak Gan Tang: A Chinese who speak English as their 1st language (lit. Eat potato)

Bak Jiu Tah Stamp: Stamps pasted over eyes (Bad taste; careless)

Wah Biang / Lau / Liu / Lan / Kao / Korh: Expressions of surprise, disbelief, anger, etc.

Mm Jai See: Recklessness (lit. Don't know death)

Jzoh Gui Tow: A troublemaker (lit. Be leader of Ghost)


Cheers! =D