I want you to stand up from the computer seat you
are almost certainly sitting in.
If your in a public area, this may make you look
stupid but I am demanding this of you.
Ok.
How did that feel? Feel any twinges, aches,
cramps, strain or tiredness?
You probably did. Now sit down. There it is again.
Strech your fingers out as far as they will go and
then contract them. Repeat.
You can really feel the strain and cracking there
can't you?
What's my point?
The Human body is one of the most self-mutilating
feeble things. It is the weakness of mankind!

Everyone gets injuries. Even if you don't play
proffesional sport - before you hit 20 you will
almost certainly have some sort of debilitating
injury. Whether it be a broken arm/leg or an
ingrowing toe-nail - its annoying and it reveals the
human bodies feebleness. And it's not because
we are agressive, clusmsy but because we are
weak. About as weak as my mobile signal when I
actually need to call someone. We all need to
toughen up.

So - what do I propose we do about this? Weak
and feeble men are normally described
as "SPINELESS". This should not be the case. I
believe if we didn't have a spine - and were
spineless - we would be much better off. back
injuries are the most common debiliating injury
world wide. You remove our spine suddenly our
key and crucial weakness is removed. Obviously,
i understand we inherit the problems of lack of
movement and adopt a sort of jelly consistency
meaning we all look like collapsed tents. So,
instead I suggest that each person has a custom
build spine of solid steel. Think of the advantages.
Think of the INDESTRUCTABILITY! If someone
comes up to you and sledgehammers you in the
back - you probably wont feel a thing
(please don't try that at home kiddies)

How else can we "toughen up" our species? Well
another key problem is our faces. Yes, 62.6% are
hideously ugly,
but this is not the problem. Instead, they are poorly
constrcted and supported.
I want you to poke your face. Go on. Not too hard
but poke anywhere on your face. (please avoid
the eyes)
(chrisafi can take no responsibilty for any
injuries/deaths caused by your actions)

Even a poke is uncomfortable - and if you hit your
face really hard, you would break something(s)
and it would
probably REALLY REALLY hurt. And you'd
become on of those 62.6% (if you weren't there
already)
(please note - chrisafi cannot ensure nor promise
hitting your face really hard will make you ugly but
will give it his best shot should you fail)

So again - what can we do? We don't want to
cover up our faces do we? Maybe if they are ugly -
buy they are what
make us unique. So, I propose we all wear
Astronaught helmets - ALL THE TIME.
Oh yes. I'd like to see you damage your head now.
3 inch glass is a very good shock absorber.
Although there are
saftey risks which I have been informed of
(something about air - bah), I believe we can
make this work

So join me - in enhancing the human body for
years to come. Together we can be indestructable
(please note - chrisafi cannot ensure your
immortalitly should you agree to join his cause)

By Chrisafi.
(taken from a forum
http://htbdf.ipbhost.com/index.php?
showtopic=2759)