I am so excited

As what the blog title have mentioned, I am going to embark on a holiday on our very own outback, P. Tekong. Its a fun filled and laughter kind of holiday, a once in a lifetime opportunity for certain members of the society. Jointly organized and supported by the people loving and decades long ruling government of our beloved island and conducted by the super efficient and knows-how-to-wayang-the-right-way organization of our beautiful country.

Best of all, its FREE!
Dont ask me why, my fellow taxpayers.

The catalogue of this holiday read as follows:

The itenary of this exciting and thrilling trip ensures that you would not be idling around and doing nothing. Your legs will be sore with dead skin(natural exfoliation, girls are you paying close attention to this?) and your uniforms can be thrown away after this trip because it is impossible to wash away the stains. Most importantly, you will be meeting the indigenous habitants on this sunny island called P. Tekong. They are called Tekonreans. They have either sharp piercing thorns on their mouths or have 4 limbs. They roam around freely and loves to pop by and say HI!!!! when you are at the least attentive. Sometimes after saying hello, you will start to itch and a slight reddish bump will appear. Its ok actually but please do caution if you see a black and white stripes species saying hello to you. Furthermore, the ones with 4 limbs and looks like a pig says HI if you have food around you. So if you want to know more about them, please do not throw away your food the proper way and sleep half naked in the jungle.

Now, aren't you excited? We do provide personal body maintainance by making you do pressups(pushups) in the middle of the jungle. How nice. If you are homosexual and the voices of men shouting at you turns you on, dont worry. Even though you are faraway from civilian life, you can still feel at home because voices of men shouting at the top of their voice is abundant.

Do u love mud? Tekong has abundant sources of it. You will have the chance to be stuck in it, sleep on it and maybe have some of it around your lips.

Please do bring more underwears and socks. Do not try to bring your lovers along unless you are homesexual. If you think you are too obsessed with the female gender, this holiday will be your best solution psychologically because in this tour group, we believe in a single gender.

A 4days 3 nights trip which starts tml.

Come on everyone, repeat after me.

I L-O-V-E S*F
I L-O-V-E S*F
I L-O-V-E S*F

Hooray!

Im going to book in real early tonight. SO HAPPY! I feel sad if they let me go home, you know? I smile when they give me extra duties, you know? I smile even more when they burn my weekends and deprive me of the outside world. They keep me from all evils in the civilian life. SEE? I love being a soldier.

SO NICE!